STUPID ATTEMPT AT INJUN MOVE WINNER

Here is Mr. Hillary Clinton performing a stupid attempt at an Injun Move.
This is one of her many signatures Moves, that she always seems to use at the wrong time.
In this particular photo, she has one hand on the bible, (so we know she's telling the truth)and the other hand is performing the age old "How" Move.
The peculiar thing about this Move is, she's using as she is swearing that she IS a woman!!! Note the laugh on her ugly mug, and one eye is open more than the other. This eye Movement indicates to me that she is winking, in jest that she IS NOT really a woman at all!!
You gotta give her credit though, an Indian Move,the eye Move and the mouth stretching, all in one swoop, a triple move, or the "Ménage à trois Move" of Moves.
I salute you Mr. Hillary, you go girl!?!