Ok ok, so technically this is not a Bigfoot sighting. But it is a Bigfoot atack!!! It's the only Bigfoot attack ever caught on film. Due to the extreme violence in this video, viewer disrection is advised. Legalities out of the way, let me set this up for you. As members of the Bigfoot Research and Beer Drinking Team, or "BFRBDT", we are always prepared to conduct field obsevations at a moments notice. We were on safari in Red River, hiking at 9500', when we came upon a fresh pair of tracks that I reconized as Sasqwatch tracks. We hunkered down, silent as a church mouse, to listen for any noise. A heavy breathing sound was close by. Almost a grunt like sound. I very slowly, so as not to be detected, turned my head to see if I could see what was making this sound. Imagine my utter surprise, when I see Blackbush, using one of my shit slings, 20 yards upwind of me. I quickly deduced where the sounds came from. At that very moment I heard a branch snap. Not a twig mind you, But a sizable branch. I swear I caught a glimps of something big, really big, moving in the distant underbrush. I convinced Blackbush into sitting on a boulder so I could take his photo, "You're wife will love it" I tell him. What a bonehead. As he sat there like a stupid bump on a log, the forest came alive with excitement and confusion. Something was headed our way, and it was moving fast. With nerves of steel, I didn't flinch a bit. Watch the video to see what happens next.
