"LOOK AT ME I'M THE GAYEST EVER" MOVE

Even gays say: "Now that' gay!!!"
I took this photo, when I first met Black Bush at the Special Olympics.
This was the competition the Black Bush was eliminated from. Well not officialy eliminated, cause all the participants are winners,(yea right) I believe Bush took home a burlap trophy.
Anyhow, This frilly little Olympian actually cut a pretty mean rug. He was on fire, moving at a blistering pace never reached by a full-blown retard since the games began. Dancing with the stick thingy to the classic tune "Maniac" from that stupid welding movie. He blew away the competition, during and after his performance.
I had a chance to speak with the energetic fellow following his acceptance speech.
His name is Art Vandelay, sound familiar? He is an architect from New York, loves to eat at Monks Diner, as is a ahuge fan of Kenny Roger's Roasted chicken. He doesn't eat the chicken, just a big fan.
So I asked why he chose this "sport" to pursue. He tells me, in his own words:
Well I hear the music, close my eyes, feel the rhythm
Wrap around, take a hold of my heart
What a feeling, bein's believin'
I can't have it all, now I'm dancin' for my life
Take your passion, and make it happen
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life

After I took another hit of what he was smokin, I truly began to understand the mind of a stick thingy dancer. The gracefulness, floating movements, athletic supporter pinching at my loins, and the extreme danger of running with a sharp stick!!!! I really feel....ALIVE!!! Michael Flatley you can kiss my Native American red ass!!
Art Vandelay, you and your "Stick-thingy" MOVE have made it to signature MOVE status.
We salute you.

"I GOTCHA" MOVE

I gotta by honest with you guys (most of the time), I lied to you.
The Super Bowl MOVE pics I posted were fakes. The 2 super cool dudes are not Black Bush and myself. You can get mad if you want, I really don't give an "F".
That's the beauty of being a part of the MOVE COALITION ORGANIZATION. You can lie, and say it was a "MOVE".
This is what I call the "I gotcha MOVE".
So here's the deal, the founding members of the MOVE Coalition are not as success in life as you have been led to believe. We are simple people living a simple life.
I met Black Bush back in '92 at the Special Olympics. He was competing and I was picking up chicks. We hit it off pretty good and became buddies.
I got him a nice little place 2 doors down from me at the trailer park, and hired him as my "deputy" security officer. We pretty much keep the peace in our trailer park, make sure everyone is following the "TOA".
This picture is the real "us". I'm on the left, Black Bush is on the right, and the dude in the middle is our little bitch.
I will not apologize for lying to you early, 'cause that's how we roll.