Another new segment of GOT MOVE!!!
In this new segment, we will be high-lighting an 'Old School Hipster".
What is an "Old School Hipster" you ask?
These are the people that define cool, people that are "sick", they have more hipsterness than you and I could ever imagine having. And the deserve respect.
I'd like to take a moment to introduce our very first Hipster, he is the very first member inducted into the Hipest Hipster Hall of Fame, back in 2002.
It is my pleasure to present my Father, Jim "The Godfather of hip" Chaney.
This cat is so friggin cool, he see's his breath in the middle of August. Before he moved to the Artic Circle, it was a plush rain forest. Look up cool, and you'll find a velvet painting of him, go ahead, google it!! He's so dashing he has been banned from all the night clubs 'cause when he leaves, all the female customers leave with him. This badass Hipster could pick-up more chicks pushing a lawn mower, than we could driving a Bentley!!! He invented the wheel, introduced North America to fire, and won gold in the '72, '76, '80, & '84 Olympics for ice dancing with that stick and ribbon thing. He runs so fast, he received a diamond medal when he shattered the 40 yard dash by simply running to his ice event. He wasn't even competing!!
Men want to be him, women want to be with him, children want to be kicked by him.
He has his own theme song, available on 8-track, cassette, dvd, blu-ray, and recently on beta.
The movie Gladiator is based on his one summer at church band camp. The tv show "shit my dad says" is based on his stint in detention when he was in 5th grade.
His moustache was a stunt double for Ron Jeremy's back in all of his classic movies.
Godfather of Hip, we salute you, and all you've done for the world of cool!!!
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