Wednesday, February 9, 2011

SUPER BOWL MOVE


Alright already, alot of you followers have ask me to reveal the true identity of Blackbush, and myself.
I do believe that it is time to finally let you know who you're dealing with here. After all, we are the masters of the MOVE.
Blackbush and I watched the super bowl at his lovely home, that's me on the right. Our two beautiful "wenches were busy in the "scrapbooking" room, aka underwear pillow fight!!!! YEA BABY YEA!!!
Now Blackbush is a pretty allright guy, but I gotta tell ya, he can't cook to save his life. When I got there all he was serving was citrus and some dried up wafer cracker. I think he was worried about me getting scurvy or something.
I pushed him out of the kitchen, or galley as he calls it, and whipped us up a couple bowls of pourage. He complaind that his was too hot, although mine was just right. When I told him to shut his cake hole, he got all bent and came back with "Get out of my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass!"
I don't know where that came from, but I couldn't let him get a way with it, so I replied " I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"
Blackbush: "Did we just become best friends?"
Me: Yep! Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Blackbush: Yep!
And so the GOT MOVE legends were born!!

PUSSY WHIP MOVE OF THE MONTH


This is a move no one should be proud of.
National television, fist feeding your significant other hot buttered popcorn.
Thank god they weren't snacking on cocktail wienies.
Now you may think this is a sweet, heartfelt MOVE, I call Bullshit on this one.
All I see is a desperate attempt at affection, from a women the media tells us is beautiful. An ugly gutter slut, moving her way up the celebrity "fuck ladder". This Move puts this ugly battle axe on fuck ladder rung #2.