THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!

The MCO's recon trip to the hills of Crown King was an eventful one.
I invented a new Move, as you can here, let me explain it's process.
Step 1: Drink some beer
Step 2: Hurry down hill on loose footing.
Step 3: Make sure friends are watching.
Step 4 Milk it for all it's worth.
This move is known as the Lotus Landslide.
Waiting on pics from other members, yea you, will post asap.

UNAUTHORIZED SURVEILENCE

Here you will see the three founding members of the Mover's Coalition Organization. This unauthorized footage was sent to us, anonymously, and we do not know where it came from. Footage was obviously taken secretly, without our knowledge or consent. This just goes to prove that "the man" is onto us, and possibly about to "make a Move". We will do our best to be on our toes, so we can continue to step on everyone else's.

"BUSTING" A MOVE

When is a Move Not a Move?
FYI: When I say it is.
Case in point: I was simply wandering the mean streets of New River one afternoon, and spotted this little waif in a doorway.
Here you can clearly see me, not moving a muscle, yet I'm totally "busting a Move".
When I splash on a little English Leather, wash my feet, and sport my stepping out clothes, it's pretty tough to resist this kind of "presentation".
You're probably wondering if I'm free Saturday night as you read this.
I refer to this Move as the "Mobile Non-Moving Move". Look out!!
As you can see this poor damsel is absolutely helpless under my spell, or "spellbound" as we say in the biz.
I have had years of practice trying to perfect this "Mobile Non-Moving Move", and I could not have done it without the intense training from Flavor Flav's Flavor Of Love Charm School 101. I actually received a "BAD" (bad ass document) upon graduation.
Unfortunatly, Flavor Of Love Charm School has been cancelled, I could be the last of the Mohican's with this move.

GOT MOVE "DEAD POOL"

You know what the "Dead Pool" is - pick celebrities you think will die this year.
If your celebrity dies, which is a very bad Move, you get a point.
The Mover with the most points wins.
Since it's pretty late in the year, You get to pick 4 celebs only, and we'll see what happens.
Here's the catch, your celeb has to have a great move. Not necessarily a signature Move, due to the fact that they play different characters, but a great Move.
Here is my list.
1) Clint Eastwood - "Good 'ol piece of Hickory Move" in Pale Rider.
2) Hal Holbrook - "Falling Asleep" during his Mark Twain 1 man show.
3) Abe Vigoda - his move is "being dead". Since 1982 reports have prononced him dead, but he's still kick'in.
4) George Michael - His "signature" Move is the ability to "drive while passed out". This is one of the more difficult and dangerous Moves out there, please attempt with extreme caution, or not.
Send me your list, alond with the celebs Move, and we'll post it up.
Winner will receive dinner at Blachbush's house, followed by football on tv.

INFLUENCES OF "GOT MOVE"

The Move Coalition Organization has been influenced by many people, places, happenings & events.
Case in point: The late Great Ronnie James Dio, (my second uncle on my stepfather's illigitimate neice's daughter's boyfriend's side) used his signature Move, index & little finger pointed up, that became synonomous with Heavy Metal.
In italy, this Move is used to curse someone, or as an accusation of an unfaithful wife.
In the Domincan Republic, it is used to ward off a curse.
In baseball, it is used to indicate 2 outs.
It is even mentioned in Bram Stocker's Dracula, in chapter 1.
The Beatles Yellow Submarine album cover had John Lennon making the Move above Paul Mcartney's head. This fueled the rumor that "Paul is dead".
In sign language, this move is used to indicate the letter "H", which I have come to believe is no simple coincidance. The letter "H", first letter in Heavy Metal!!!

BAD MOVE OF THE WEEK

Ever made a bad Move? I want to know about it. I want documentation, location, and pictures. Did you get hurt? Did you walk away? The more dangerous, life threatning the move, the better your chances are at winning the 2 hour bomb defusing course "grand prize" we are giving away.
Take a look at Art VanDelay's entry. Not too shab!!!
Art was disco roller fishing on the roof of his apartment in downtown Manhatten, training for the upcoming Special "K" Games, when misfortune rose it's ugly head.
Art's strap-on roller skates belonged to his kid sister, way too small for him, but "I thought, what's the worst that could happen?"
I'll tell you what could happen Art, you could hurt somebody!!
Art plunged from the safety of his roof like an out-of-control Japanese bullet train heading out of Hiroshim in the early morning of August 6, 1945.
He landed with a loud "THWACK" that reminded witness' of a 1960's Batman back kick to the Riddler's upper left corpsuckle tendon area. X-ray it, (my new catch phrase, tm.) you'll see what I'm talking about.
Unfortunatly, no innocent bystanders were injured from the impact.
Art miraculously sufferd only minor injuries to his head, neck, upper limbs, thorax, ajax, abdomen, specimen, Cerebral cortex, Pituitary, and the Musculoskeletal system. Not to mention his Pez dispenser had to be removed from his spleen.
Art should be up-n-at-em as soon as he can learn to quite slobbering all over the place.
Thanks for the entry Art, winner will be chosen January 1, 2011.

STUPID ATTEMPT AT INJUN MOVE WINNER

This weeks winner of the "Stupid Attempt Of An Injun Move" is... Mr. Osama Bin Laden.
This is the only time He will ever be considered a "winner".
I mean just look at his wacky attempt to duplicate the universal "HOW" Move.
Gimme a break!!! Cochise is spinning in his grave, if he has one. I think he was set on fire atop a wooden platform in one of those "devilish" Indian rituals. Hey, they were savages ya know.
Is he trying to say "HOW', or did he just get caught with his hands on someone's pair of clackers?! I really can't tell for sure, but I have a hunch.
And what's up with that beard? Even pirates from the old country had better groomed gonads (reproductive organs) than that wombat on his mug. I don't get it.
Mr. Bin Laden, will receive "The Golden Shower Of Twirling Tomahawks To The Back" trophy.
Send in your entries, there is a winner every week!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!

Blackbush has guessed who October's Mover Of The Month is, with very few clues to go by.
The October Mover of the month is...The Fabulous Doug Henning, rest his soul.
Sadly, Doug past away, way to early, on Feburary 7, 2000. Autopsy report "claims" Doug died of liver cancer, yea right! I think the pressure from his extremely flamboyant gayness may have had something to do with it. I know he was married, but that could have just been a front.
Congratulations Blackbush, you are a "bonified" Mover!!

WHO AM I?

Here is something new. I'll give you a few clues, you need to guess who the "Mover Of October" is.
I will post a few new clues as days go by. I warn you, you will have to be good at this, very good.
In my own professional opinion, this Mover is one of the greats.
He inspired me to document my own moves,he was my mentor, and was kind enough to show me where my private parts are,and compared them to his own. Great guy.
First clue: This Mover was born in Winnipeg, on May 3, 1947, and grew up in Oakville, Ontario.
2nd clue: This Mover created moves & effects for for celebrities like Michael Jackson, Earth Wind & Fire.
3rd clue: This mover received a Ph.D Science of Creative Intelligence.
Take a look at this early photo.
THINK YOU KNOW WHO IT COULD BE?
NEW Clues - 9-23-10
4th clue: In the mid 1980s this Mover retired and had an increased interest in Transcendental Meditation.
5th clue: In 1992, this Mover drafted plans for a project called Maharishi Veda Land, near Niagara Falls, Ontario that would "combine astonishing, unique visual and state-of-the-art sensory moves, all in 3D.
6th clue: This Mover's catch phrase was: "Anything the mind can conceive is possible. Nothing is impossible".
More clues tomorrow.

MOVE ON FILM

OK, here's what we got, goin wheel'in this weekend to Crown King, Az.
It will be be a great run with a few cold frosty's going down.
This will be a perfect opportunity to discover, or see some new moves in action.
Now, if a person has had a few too many Fat Tire's, and performs a "slurred" move, this is what we would refer to as a "buffoone" move.
Buffone moves, can be some of the most entertaining moves you will witness.
You do not have necessarily have to be a full time buffoone, but it does "heighten" the Move process.
As you can see from this photo, I have my top people ready at a moments notice to capture any Move of "interest". The "Moves On Film Team" is everywhere!!!
We promise to capture any moves, buffone or classic, that are thrown our way.
Will report back later.

SEPTEMBER 2010 "MOVER" OF THE MONTH

What a great honor to announce our first "Follower Of The Month".
This is a prestiges honor, showcasing the best of the best for each month.
September's Follower is a face you'll all recognize, The Hamburger Helper Hand.
He is the "Godfather of all moves. Everything he does is a "move".
He has more moves than a witness protection participant.
A noted guest speaker on the "Shocker Motivational Tour", he is available for private functions, business seminars, parties, cook-outs. Always looking for work, he is a "jack of all trades", specializing in hand jobs & happy endings.
For booking information, email info@needahand.com
Mr. Hand, we at GOT MOVE salute you.

RULES FOR YOUR MOVE

# 1 All moves can become “stale” over time. It is ok to change your “signature” move, but feel free to pull out your original move from the archives from time to time.

# 2 If you use another movers move, you MUST alert move’s originator that you did so, and the circumstance it was used. Original move must be executed as close to the original as possible. No modifications.
Also, let original mover know the recipients response.

# 3 In case of a limb loss caused during a farming /auto accident, carnival attendance, ninja fight, or parachute not opening, you may submit your move for retirement. Photos of injury, before & after are required for consideration.
# 3A If Dr. lets you keep lost limb, you may must continue to use your original move for 1 full year. It’ll be SWEET!!

# 4 If your move causes an ass beating on a regular basis, you may:
1 Invent a new move
2 submit video of ass beating for our Hall Of Fame
3 Consider yourself a complete numskull, which is punishable by “plank walking”.

# 5 A gang “sign” is not considered a “move”, unless, you are a middle-aged Honky, with no gang affiliation, and you have absolutely no idea what the hell you’re doing. Subject to investigation.

# 6 When among your fellow Movers, and you witness a kick-ass move, it is common courtesy to acknowledge said move. I.E.: Nice Move! Where'd that come from!?! Do it again!!
Under no circumstances do you ever ask if you can use the move. Move originator has the option to convey: “You can use that one later”.

# 7 Movers with Epilepsy, Psychomotor, Myclonic seizures, Grand Mal, or any episodes of abnormal violent and involuntary contraction of the muscle movements, must have a “SAFE” word. As moves get more innovative & complex, bystanders must know if it’s a move, or a life threatening situation that may require a larger audience.

# 8 Never stretch before attempting your move. A pulled muscle, strained back, or dislocated shoulder could open up a whole new can of whoop-ass for innovative moves.

What is "GOT MOVE"?

This blog is dedicated to all of you who have used, and exploited your "signature move".
 You have just entered the "Move Coalition Organization" (MCO).
What's a "signature move? I'll explain.
 Well we all have a "signature move". You may not realize it, but you do have one. Your friends know about it, and they probably make fun of  it, and you, when your not looking.
A signature move is a gesture, or body language you use while talking, telling a story, or just expressing yourself, with or without words.
A raised eyebrow, a shoulder shrug, twirling your hair - these are all signature moves. Some are common, some very rare, some ridiculous, hilarious, even gay.
Everyone has and uses a signature move, a traffic cop puts his hand out to stop you, your parents move the index finger back and forth indicating "NO".
Pirates use the thumb on the neck in a sweeping motion from ear to ear, you know what that means.
The Native Americans, or "Savages", bent their arm at the elbow in an upright position, with a flat hand pointed skyward. This was "How", or hello my pale-faced friend. This was usually followed by the savage being shot dead in his tracks by the white man's "thunder stick".
Costco truck drivers use the middle finger move as the totally understandable - "This is my damn road you fool".
 I applaud everyone who uses their "signature move" with pride and class.
We will be posting our "signature moves' as this blog grows, and as we get more followers.
There are a few rules when it comes to executing your move, or a another "mover's" move.
These rules will be laid out at our very next "Move Coalition Organization (MCO), Meeting", which will be held on our next fishing trip, during the "Blue Moon" phase.
All moves are copyrighted to it's originator (like a photograph), and copyright laws do apply.
 We encourage you to practice and refine your "signature move", video it, and email it to us for our inspection and evaluation. Remember, presentation is very important. Smoothness of move, clarity, obvious interpretation, and hilarity are factors in judging.
Explain the proper time & place your move is used, and it's meaning.
We are waiting on you, "It's Your Move".

Mov'in & Shak'in