OLD PIRATES NEVER DIE, THEY JUST GET OLD

I was visiting the "Ye 'Olde Drucken Clam Retirement Home" over the holiday, doing a little voluntere work.
Most of the residents are retired pirates, salty dogs, and otherwise ruthless types.
I came across the 2 chaps just about the time I was heading out.
My sources tell me that the guy, on the left busted a move with the dame of the guy on the right.In pirate fashion, the y both "wheeled" themselves back to their rooms, pulled out their swords, and commenced a full fledged, ol time pirate fight.
Everybody was not "fast as lightning, they were just old pirates fighting".
These old geisers didn't even have a name for this behavior.
This is where I stepped in, introduced myself, and named this MOVE the Scooter Store Swashbuck". Now technically & legally you can not perform this move unless you 65 years or older.
After their second "break" for canned oxygen, I grew bored and got outta there. Ya know pirites never did a lot for me, I lost interest rather quickly.
Not like the good old days when the cheated a lot and no rules applied.

SCIENCE MOVE OF THE MONTH

Talk about a "screwed up" business, the medical industry can't seem to decide how to run it's operation (no pun intended).
They are back to the "I'm looking at my chart and I'm too busy to talk to you" move.
Blackbush, whom I'm sure spear-headed this deal, would not return our calls for an interview. Maybe he was looking at a "chart". I do know he was in a drucken stuper from 11-24 to 11-28, per the saved text messages from him I have saved.
Anyhow, back to the main subject, I'm tired of the medical industry toying with us.
I suggest we all fight back and make a stand.
The next time you must go the the hospital, dentist, or podiatrist, as soon as you walk in, in a voice & tone that demands attention, I want you to request the "pat down". If the "Dr." has no idea what you mean, run as fast as you can to the next available Dr.