"BUSTING" A MOVE

When is a Move Not a Move?
FYI: When I say it is.
Case in point: I was simply wandering the mean streets of New River one afternoon, and spotted this little waif in a doorway.
Here you can clearly see me, not moving a muscle, yet I'm totally "busting a Move".
When I splash on a little English Leather, wash my feet, and sport my stepping out clothes, it's pretty tough to resist this kind of "presentation".
You're probably wondering if I'm free Saturday night as you read this.
I refer to this Move as the "Mobile Non-Moving Move". Look out!!
As you can see this poor damsel is absolutely helpless under my spell, or "spellbound" as we say in the biz.
I have had years of practice trying to perfect this "Mobile Non-Moving Move", and I could not have done it without the intense training from Flavor Flav's Flavor Of Love Charm School 101. I actually received a "BAD" (bad ass document) upon graduation.
Unfortunatly, Flavor Of Love Charm School has been cancelled, I could be the last of the Mohican's with this move.