Ever made a bad Move? I want to know about it. I want documentation, location, and pictures. Did you get hurt? Did you walk away? The more dangerous, life threatning the move, the better your chances are at winning the 2 hour bomb defusing course "grand prize" we are giving away.
Take a look at Art VanDelay's entry. Not too shab!!!
Art was disco roller fishing on the roof of his apartment in downtown Manhatten, training for the upcoming Special "K" Games, when misfortune rose it's ugly head.
Art's strap-on roller skates belonged to his kid sister, way too small for him, but "I thought, what's the worst that could happen?"
I'll tell you what could happen Art, you could hurt somebody!!
Art plunged from the safety of his roof like an out-of-control Japanese bullet train heading out of Hiroshim in the early morning of August 6, 1945.
He landed with a loud "THWACK" that reminded witness' of a 1960's Batman back kick to the Riddler's upper left corpsuckle tendon area. X-ray it, (my new catch phrase, tm.) you'll see what I'm talking about.
Unfortunatly, no innocent bystanders were injured from the impact.
Art miraculously sufferd only minor injuries to his head, neck, upper limbs, thorax, ajax, abdomen, specimen, Cerebral cortex, Pituitary, and the Musculoskeletal system. Not to mention his Pez dispenser had to be removed from his spleen.
Art should be up-n-at-em as soon as he can learn to quite slobbering all over the place.
Thanks for the entry Art, winner will be chosen January 1, 2011.
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