THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!

The MCO's recon trip to the hills of Crown King was an eventful one.
I invented a new Move, as you can here, let me explain it's process.
Step 1: Drink some beer
Step 2: Hurry down hill on loose footing.
Step 3: Make sure friends are watching.
Step 4 Milk it for all it's worth.
This move is known as the Lotus Landslide.
Waiting on pics from other members, yea you, will post asap.

UNAUTHORIZED SURVEILENCE

Here you will see the three founding members of the Mover's Coalition Organization. This unauthorized footage was sent to us, anonymously, and we do not know where it came from. Footage was obviously taken secretly, without our knowledge or consent. This just goes to prove that "the man" is onto us, and possibly about to "make a Move". We will do our best to be on our toes, so we can continue to step on everyone else's.

"BUSTING" A MOVE

When is a Move Not a Move?
FYI: When I say it is.
Case in point: I was simply wandering the mean streets of New River one afternoon, and spotted this little waif in a doorway.
Here you can clearly see me, not moving a muscle, yet I'm totally "busting a Move".
When I splash on a little English Leather, wash my feet, and sport my stepping out clothes, it's pretty tough to resist this kind of "presentation".
You're probably wondering if I'm free Saturday night as you read this.
I refer to this Move as the "Mobile Non-Moving Move". Look out!!
As you can see this poor damsel is absolutely helpless under my spell, or "spellbound" as we say in the biz.
I have had years of practice trying to perfect this "Mobile Non-Moving Move", and I could not have done it without the intense training from Flavor Flav's Flavor Of Love Charm School 101. I actually received a "BAD" (bad ass document) upon graduation.
Unfortunatly, Flavor Of Love Charm School has been cancelled, I could be the last of the Mohican's with this move.

GOT MOVE "DEAD POOL"

You know what the "Dead Pool" is - pick celebrities you think will die this year.
If your celebrity dies, which is a very bad Move, you get a point.
The Mover with the most points wins.
Since it's pretty late in the year, You get to pick 4 celebs only, and we'll see what happens.
Here's the catch, your celeb has to have a great move. Not necessarily a signature Move, due to the fact that they play different characters, but a great Move.
Here is my list.
1) Clint Eastwood - "Good 'ol piece of Hickory Move" in Pale Rider.
2) Hal Holbrook - "Falling Asleep" during his Mark Twain 1 man show.
3) Abe Vigoda - his move is "being dead". Since 1982 reports have prononced him dead, but he's still kick'in.
4) George Michael - His "signature" Move is the ability to "drive while passed out". This is one of the more difficult and dangerous Moves out there, please attempt with extreme caution, or not.
Send me your list, alond with the celebs Move, and we'll post it up.
Winner will receive dinner at Blachbush's house, followed by football on tv.

INFLUENCES OF "GOT MOVE"

The Move Coalition Organization has been influenced by many people, places, happenings & events.
Case in point: The late Great Ronnie James Dio, (my second uncle on my stepfather's illigitimate neice's daughter's boyfriend's side) used his signature Move, index & little finger pointed up, that became synonomous with Heavy Metal.
In italy, this Move is used to curse someone, or as an accusation of an unfaithful wife.
In the Domincan Republic, it is used to ward off a curse.
In baseball, it is used to indicate 2 outs.
It is even mentioned in Bram Stocker's Dracula, in chapter 1.
The Beatles Yellow Submarine album cover had John Lennon making the Move above Paul Mcartney's head. This fueled the rumor that "Paul is dead".
In sign language, this move is used to indicate the letter "H", which I have come to believe is no simple coincidance. The letter "H", first letter in Heavy Metal!!!

BAD MOVE OF THE WEEK

Ever made a bad Move? I want to know about it. I want documentation, location, and pictures. Did you get hurt? Did you walk away? The more dangerous, life threatning the move, the better your chances are at winning the 2 hour bomb defusing course "grand prize" we are giving away.
Take a look at Art VanDelay's entry. Not too shab!!!
Art was disco roller fishing on the roof of his apartment in downtown Manhatten, training for the upcoming Special "K" Games, when misfortune rose it's ugly head.
Art's strap-on roller skates belonged to his kid sister, way too small for him, but "I thought, what's the worst that could happen?"
I'll tell you what could happen Art, you could hurt somebody!!
Art plunged from the safety of his roof like an out-of-control Japanese bullet train heading out of Hiroshim in the early morning of August 6, 1945.
He landed with a loud "THWACK" that reminded witness' of a 1960's Batman back kick to the Riddler's upper left corpsuckle tendon area. X-ray it, (my new catch phrase, tm.) you'll see what I'm talking about.
Unfortunatly, no innocent bystanders were injured from the impact.
Art miraculously sufferd only minor injuries to his head, neck, upper limbs, thorax, ajax, abdomen, specimen, Cerebral cortex, Pituitary, and the Musculoskeletal system. Not to mention his Pez dispenser had to be removed from his spleen.
Art should be up-n-at-em as soon as he can learn to quite slobbering all over the place.
Thanks for the entry Art, winner will be chosen January 1, 2011.

STUPID ATTEMPT AT INJUN MOVE WINNER

This weeks winner of the "Stupid Attempt Of An Injun Move" is... Mr. Osama Bin Laden.
This is the only time He will ever be considered a "winner".
I mean just look at his wacky attempt to duplicate the universal "HOW" Move.
Gimme a break!!! Cochise is spinning in his grave, if he has one. I think he was set on fire atop a wooden platform in one of those "devilish" Indian rituals. Hey, they were savages ya know.
Is he trying to say "HOW', or did he just get caught with his hands on someone's pair of clackers?! I really can't tell for sure, but I have a hunch.
And what's up with that beard? Even pirates from the old country had better groomed gonads (reproductive organs) than that wombat on his mug. I don't get it.
Mr. Bin Laden, will receive "The Golden Shower Of Twirling Tomahawks To The Back" trophy.
Send in your entries, there is a winner every week!!!