Here's a move you may want to master, it's a freebie that I'm giving away, no repercussions.
It goes down like this.
After a full-on night of partying and buffoonery, I woke up before the 'Bush did.
He was snoozing like there was no tomorrow.
Finally, I rolled over and shook him, no response. I liked my finger real good and stuck it in his ear, no response.
As a last resort, should have been my first, I went out side to the neighbor's yard. I stole a chunk of wood from their darling picket fence, and moseyed back in side.
I gripped the slender shaft of sleek hard wood with both hands, it felt good, right at home. With my tremendous right-handed wrist strength, I weilded my wood like a Hillshire Farms summer sausage on brisk Phillidelphia December mornin'. After my solo display of sausage handling, my wood found it's home atop 'Bush's ill-shapen head (ever see the movie Mask with Eric Stoltz?), narrowly missing his overly elongated giraffe neck.
Bush shot up like he just had a bolt of lighting enema!!!!
Almost instantly the hair on the back of his neck, and on the back of his back stood straight up, his gums, which are usually flapp'in away lay silent, then opened widly like an unlocked boa constrictor's jaw at an elephant eating contest. Last time I saw an opening that big, I put my foot in it.
His grimace, frozen in a look of sheer panic, or was it extasy, I'm not sure which, glared my straight in the eyes. I gotta tell you, for a split second I was a bit terrified. Once I realized what I had done, the beast I had awoken, I started to laugh my ass off.
I was lucky enough to have my Super Incredible 2.1 picture phone with me, and captured the action as it happened, all in mind-blowing 2d!!! Neck picture is for reference only.
A new move had just been invented. Now everyone has heard the term "woke up with wood", but now, "woke up my buddy with wood" is sweeping the nation.
